Funny Signs
On a
Septic Tank Truck in
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please
back in."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband
fixed."
On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.."
Pizza
Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza
makes one weak."
At a
Tire Shop in
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can
we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
In a
Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At
an Optometrist's Office: "If you
don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a
Taxidermist's window: "We really
know our stuff."
In a
Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds
all heels."
On a
Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food
is expensive."
At a
Car Dealership: "The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside
a Muffler Shop: "No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
At
the Electric Company: "We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a
Restaurant window: "Don't stand
there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
At a
Propane Filling Station: "Thank
heaven for little grills."
And
don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a
leak."